Welcome to another installment of The Mama Gin Files. This week's episode captures Mama Gin in yet another iteration of her usual "Georgie get marry have baby!" mantra.
Just prior to filming, George slammed the door on Mama Gin during her fifth visit to our apartment, in the course of thirty minutes, where she nagged him relentlessly about his legally unwedded state. George retreated into the bedroom to take a nap, locking the door behind him.
CP felt this was a great opportunity to try out their new digital camera, which happily features a swivel LCD panel - making it possible to film Mama Gin without obviously shoving a camera in her face.
As always, an approximate transcript is provided below for your enhanced viewing experience.
Mama Gin: Ok, you try talk to him. What he likey? Let him...let me know if he get marry. Let me see the gurl. Get marry, get marry!
CP: I know, but who is Georgie's gurlfriend? I don't know who the gurlfriend is.
MG: My ear can't hear! Now I no likey like this! I can't hear! I am old!
CP: Oh, well I'm old too. Georgie's very mad at you right now. He doesn't want to come out of the bedroom.
MG: I likey he get marry! He get marry, I give housey to him! (Note to Gentle Readers: George already owns the house.) I don't like, I don't take care.
CP: Oh, if he gets married you'll give the house to him? Is that what you said?
MG: I don't see the wife, the gurlfriend that lives here. He not let me know! How I know?
CP: I don't know, it's very difficult. If he won't talk to you it's very difficult.
MG: Before, I know he have a gurlfriend that come here. But now the gurlfriend not come here, I don't know! I don't know where she is, this gurlfriend.
CP: I don't know which gurlfriend you're talking about. Was it Stephanie?
MG: But if he have a gurlfriend, let me know, get marry. He and the gurlfriend take care of housey. Then I go to....anywhere. I don't know....
CP: If Georgie gets married you'll go somewhere?
MG: Hong Kong, I have housey too!
MG: Housey my brother own!
CP: Is that the one you sold and then wouldn't give your brother the money for?
MG: (turning to leave after that crack...) Tell he let me know! And if he have a gurlfriend or wife, let me see her! Let him get marry! I likey he get marry, have baby!
CP: I'd like it if he could get married!
MG: And take a housey!
CP: Ok, bye bye!
MG: (Cough cough)
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