Wednesday, April 02, 2008

The Mama Gin Files: Where in the world is Mama Gin?

As I noted in my last post, Tanya Espanya and her clan stopped in on Sunday for a visit at the home of Brooklyn's most famous mother-in-law. Tanya recently posted a short video recap of Mama Gin coming into Poor George's & CP's apartment to fawn over the adorable Baby Alexander.

Below is a pre-quel to Tanya's video, where CP & Tanya take Alexander upstairs in search of the crazy lady after she (at first) refused to come down for a visit.

The objective was to convince Mama Gin that Tanya was Poor George's gurlfriend and that they had finally produced offspring together. Mama Gin had once promised to give George $200 if he had a baby, and we needed the cash for dinner.

The camera work is downright startling, very "Silence of the Lambs." We experienced a few unsettling moments when it seemed that Mama Gin had evaporated into her own cloud of filth - until we discovered she was only in the bedroom changing her clothes to make herself presentable for an actual visit.

May wonders never cease.

23 comments:

Tanya Espanya said...

You know, she was probably standing in front of us the entire time, laughing to herself.

Then she took off her Invisibility Cloak and came downstairs.




And is my bottom really that enormous?

Tanya Espanya said...

I would also like to add that I said to Poor George, "People go to China to get little Chinese girl babies, but you had to get yourself a blond white little boy baby."

At any rate, Poor George and I make a fantastic couple! I'll try and post some pictures later.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Tanya has one fantastic booty.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

That was terrifying! Mama Gin is even scarier when she's invisible.

And Tanya is the bravest woman I know for allowing a video camera to follow her butt up the stairs. That takes balls.

The Freelance Guru said...

Where, oh where, oh where is Mamma?
Where can mama be?

I kept expecting her to jump out and yell Boo! Something about her photographs suggests that to me.

Dale said...

Loved the footage. If only it had been filmed in that green night vision-y hue, I'd still be screaming instead of just the once.

chelene said...

That was very "Silence of the Lambs" with a little bit of "The Ring" thrown in. If Mama Gin had crawled out of the television it would have been perfection.

Dino aka Katy said...

so did she buy it - did you get the $200 ????? somehow I only get the sound for the video :(

pg said...

Using "silence" "lamb" and "Mama Gin" in the same sentence should be illegal.

Beth said...

Did you get the $200 for dinner?

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Mnmom said...

She was behind you THE WHOLE TIME with her fingers ready to stroke your neck. Love it!!!!!!

gizmorox said...

Alexander is the cutest damn baby I have ever seen. I just want to squeeze him to bits!

Also, Tanya, your bottom's fine! I blame poor lighting :)

Gifted Typist said...

Tanya kind of reminds me of Mary Tyler Moore in your margin. Isn't Alexander lurvly?

Grant Miller said...

I'm jealous of all you hip east coasters hanging out and stuff.

Also, I found this post very likeable.

Bubs said...

Did someone take down the video?!

Writeprocrastinator said...

Cool, Mama Gin rockin' the stealth.

BeckEye said...

Grant Miller should be happy to know that the subject of him actually came up that evening.

Old Lady said...

When are you going to start laying sound tracks to your vignettes?

GETkristiLOVE said...

Alexander seems to really like Mama Gin... er, his grandma. :D

Elizabeth McQuern said...

How wonderful!! Hearing and seeing you all spending time together, outside of the blogiverse.

Old Lady said...

I can't wait for our on the spot reporter to grab hold of the recent compound take over in Texas of yet another religious cult(in his particular field of study)defying society by forcing children to marry at an age that smacks of mind control, slavery and rape by giving us the low low down.

Dale said...

That's what I was thinking Old Lady. He needs to show us some Big Love and hop on the story, right after he rescues the children from Mama Gin.