Friday, July 24, 2009

Alissa Milbert Can Suck My Balls - Part 5



This is part 5 of a CPW series.


Read Part 1 here

Read Part 2 here

Read Part 3 here

Read Part 4 here



Eventually I wrenched out of Lex a solemn promise that he would introduce me to Palison Yarngrim at his earliest convenience. Over the next few weeks I reminded him of his promise daily, or at least as often as I felt I could without giving him reason to have me killed.


"She TOLD you to call her!" I would lament. "She's going to think you don't like her or that you're snubbing her. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to be on Jellie Joleson's bad side. You should invite her to lunch! And tell her your friend Tom is coming! See how easy that would be? Just pick up the phone! Here, shall I help you dial?"


And then one day I hit the jackpot, pay dirt beyond my wildest imagination. Just as I was about to launch into one of my irritating tirades that would invariably send Lex running into this apartment to bolt the door behind him, he said "Hey Tom, guess what? I got an invitation to Palison's house for her 3rd wedding anniversary party and it says I can bring a friend. Would you like to go? And if I bring you with me will you promise never to speak to me again?"


I was about 65% sure he was just kidding about the never speaking to him part so I eagerly agreed, ready to take my chances that I could be trading in a loyal friend for a night with a washed up Hollywood celebrity. It was an easy choice.

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On the night of Palison's party I struggled to maintain my composure despite my being dizzy with excitement. "I wonder if Alissa Milbert will be there?" was one of the many recurring thoughts I experienced at regular intervals during the long, slow days that preceded the party. I knew as well as the next crazed stalker that Alissa and Palison had remained close friends ever since the TV show ended; in my mind it was more than likely that she should be invited.


As Lex and I drove up to Palison's rather ordinary house in the Hollywood hills, I made sure to note the address since it would come in handy for future stalking purposes. When she opened the door to receive us, it felt like we were going to any regular Saturday night party and not to the home of one of my childhood idols, save for the fact that Palison greeted us wearing a leather bustier and a matching skirt. It would be explained to us later that leather is the traditional gift for a 3rd wedding anniversary, and therefore Palison billed the evening as her "Leather Anniversary Party." Just another indication of her goddess-liness.

"LEX!" she cried out as she embraced him warmly. And to me she extended her hand, saying "Hi, I'm Palison!" As she ushered us into her living room I immediately resolved to put on my "normal" personality so that I could try to fit in for the evening --- at least as well as a fan-crazed stalker-in-training could try to fit into a room full of leather-clad Hollywood types.



to be continued....................................

21 comments:

vikkitikkitavi said...

Damn you, how long are you going to draw this out???

Chris said...

You had me at "leather bustier". I don't care if the rest of this post was about punching baby seals in the nose, you had me at "leather bustier".

Chris said...

But if you were punching baby seals wearing leather bustiers in the nose, that would be too kinky for me.

I'm just saying.

Dale said...

How dare you take so long! And to be continued again?! My heart might burst.

Distributorcap said...

and i thought Guiding LIght was canceled

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

I'm breathless waiting for the next installment. You are cruel.

Cormac Brown said...

Now when I call you a "Drag King," I am not referring to your attire, but your ability to torment us by making us wait months and months.

You should've been running Abu Gharaib, they would've spilled everything.

Oh, please, please, you wily infidel! We will talk, just tell us what happened next!

Some Guy said...

You, my friend, have mastered the art of suspense.

Jacob's Mom said...

Silver tongued devil

Mnmom said...

Now listen here. I've had to go on high-blood pressure medicine waiting for your next installment and THIS is how far I get??? You're KILLIN me CP, you're goddamn KILLIN me.

Anonymous said...

hey I was looking thru your archives and i chanced upon thecompanybitch.blogspot.com. its so awesome. do you know (from your amazing cyberstalking skills) why she stopped writing and if she still writes now at a different address? i hope you can help!

-Delia

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