tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post115781784766777621..comments2023-11-03T09:06:28.919-04:00Comments on Coaster Punchman's World: New GirlfriendCoaster Punchmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1158187096072539702006-09-13T18:38:00.000-04:002006-09-13T18:38:00.000-04:00I'm sorry. She is my girlfriend. Everyone knows th...I'm sorry. She is my girlfriend. Everyone knows this.Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1158179661799853452006-09-13T16:34:00.000-04:002006-09-13T16:34:00.000-04:00Just make sure she doesn't stab you with that chin...Just make sure she doesn't stab you with that chin.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17467981552527010347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1158029654594119512006-09-11T22:54:00.000-04:002006-09-11T22:54:00.000-04:00She's a producer now too CP, she was yakking about...She's a producer now too CP, she was yakking about it on ET Canada tonight. She's red carpeting all over Toronto the last few days. I was in the next room so missed most of it but I think I heard her say something about a stalker.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157921593510854962006-09-10T16:53:00.000-04:002006-09-10T16:53:00.000-04:00She's definitely beautiful. I never was a fan, but...She's definitely beautiful. I never was a fan, but the charm has wormed its way through me.Tumulihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08409878654733660811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157912664289219712006-09-10T14:24:00.000-04:002006-09-10T14:24:00.000-04:00*Ventee* *Ventay* - those are ancient prayers in t...*Ventee* *Ventay* - those are ancient prayers in the holy house of Starbucks, Dale. Must be repressed false memories from the Starbuckonic Ritual Abuse you likely suffered as a young child.<BR/><BR/>Niki & Chil, thanks for the suggestion, but I'm afraid of startling people with my goiter if I go out in public. That's why I prefer cyberstalking. <BR/><BR/>Beth, perhaps you can plan on working as a ghost for a while in the afterlife. That way you can have any apartment you want. And talk about cyberstalking....Coaster Punchmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157903805963428812006-09-10T11:56:00.000-04:002006-09-10T11:56:00.000-04:00And don't you lust after that San Francisco apartm...And don't you lust after that San Francisco apartment? I've spent many an hour fantasizing about my inhabitation of that place ...Cuphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00306848986781193911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157903198991297762006-09-10T11:46:00.000-04:002006-09-10T11:46:00.000-04:00I saw Johnny D last year as well as Bruce Willis f...I saw Johnny D last year as well as Bruce Willis from afar. That not be a bad idea.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157903112353904372006-09-10T11:45:00.000-04:002006-09-10T11:45:00.000-04:00CP why stop with cyber stalking? I hear she's here...CP why stop with cyber stalking? I hear she's here in Toronto for the filmfest. If I catch a glimpse I'll send her your regards:)Nikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12943871880283535128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157901707658952572006-09-10T11:21:00.000-04:002006-09-10T11:21:00.000-04:00*Ven-tee* *Ven-tay* Why are these words echoing in...*Ven-tee* *Ven-tay* <BR/><BR/>Why are these words echoing in my head? <BR/><BR/>I do love the fact that we're all at least now honouring false gods.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157895023728678022006-09-10T09:30:00.000-04:002006-09-10T09:30:00.000-04:00Lu, Godlike? Methinks no. In fact, I think he's ...Lu, Godlike? Methinks no. In fact, I think he's related to Susan Smith, the one who drove her kids into that lake. As Judy Tenuta suggested, the two of them should be strapped to the top of a VW and Ted Kennedy should drive <i>them</i> to the lake to see how <i>they</i> like it.<br /><br />Katy, Marg, Megan Old Lady & Jin, thank you for remaining on the side of righteousness. I will indeed have an entire Reese filmfest one of these days. Maybe I'll set up a shrine to her like Michael Jackson did for Liz Taylor. <br /><br />I think I'm going to have to take down this Kevin Smith. Stay tuned.Coaster Punchmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157894675194302222006-09-10T09:24:00.000-04:002006-09-10T09:24:00.000-04:00Dale, I am also fiercely loyal to your factions, s...Dale, I am also fiercely loyal to your factions, so you are safe from my wrath. In fact, my services are available to you if you ever need them. I think I may have heard about this dress business, although I have lived among Hollywood assistants and they all know something like that is indeed a fireable offence (unlike not getting their boss the correct coffee drink, or by mispronouncing words like <I>Venti</I>, infranctions for which people do get (unfairly) fired regularly in Hollywood.)Coaster Punchmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157890519567329112006-09-10T08:15:00.000-04:002006-09-10T08:15:00.000-04:00No more matches Coaster please!! I hope my discla...No more matches Coaster please!! I hope my disclaimer of actually liking her is enough to keep me safe. I'm very glad I didn't mention the whole Reese camp freak out over having been lent the same dress for an awards show someone else had worn a few years earlier. She made heads roll.<BR/><BR/>Can't Kevin and Reese just rule different sections of the universe?Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157872547311841952006-09-10T03:15:00.000-04:002006-09-10T03:15:00.000-04:00You have not seen Reese until you've seen her in "...You have not seen Reese until you've seen her in "<A HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116361/" REL="nofollow">FREEWAY</A>".<BR/><BR/>One of my FAVES!jinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03272996941412810621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157861185186850972006-09-10T00:06:00.000-04:002006-09-10T00:06:00.000-04:00I don't know, CP, if Kevin Smith is anti-Reese, I ...I don't know, CP, if Kevin Smith is anti-Reese, I think she might be bad news. <BR/><BR/>I think she is lovely and a talented actress, but Kevin Smith is Godlike.luluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06468418041443316689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157847408861786622006-09-09T20:16:00.000-04:002006-09-09T20:16:00.000-04:00Hmmm.... well this Kevin Smith sounds a little bit...Hmmm.... well this Kevin Smith sounds a little bit like an asshole. I mean, who does he think he is? Sure, he made a few OK movies but he made some dogs too. <span style="font-style: italic;">Clerks</span>? <span style="font-style: italic;">Mallrats</span>? Can we all say "Fucking Stupid" together? <br /><br />Plus, if she really did sneer at Joey, I'm sure Joey's comments must have sounded sarcastic. There is surely more to this story, because Reese is perfect, and pretty too. <br /><br />Like Old Lady, I am fiercely loyal. <br /><br />The wrath of the CP is about to be unleashed! Need we remind Kevin Smith of the <a href="http://cpunchmansworld.blogspot.com/2006/07/public-service-announcment-do-not.html" rel="nofollow">danger</a> he puts himself in by crossing me?Coaster Punchmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157845999933153552006-09-09T19:53:00.000-04:002006-09-09T19:53:00.000-04:00Kevin Smith thinks she's adorable too CP. I think...Kevin Smith <A HREF="http://viewaskew.com/press/psycomic/5.html" REL="nofollow">thinks she's adorable</A> too CP. <BR/><BR/>I think she's pretty likable myself.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157843365365141802006-09-09T19:09:00.000-04:002006-09-09T19:09:00.000-04:00She has made many movies, so you got some catchin ...She has made many movies, so you got some catchin up to do!!!!!Old Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06333172930957879928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157842038400744752006-09-09T18:47:00.000-04:002006-09-09T18:47:00.000-04:00Honey, if Reese Witherspoon knocked on our door to...Honey, if Reese Witherspoon knocked on our door to take you off my hands, I would be like, are you with the ASPCA or something? How much in residuals will I receive monthly for the CP? Where do I sign?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157841025539574272006-09-09T18:30:00.000-04:002006-09-09T18:30:00.000-04:00The Alterna-list is tricky business. Before the A...The Alterna-list is tricky business. Before the Alterna-list, my list was a thousand people long... Now it's only 999...echohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02064196530555738847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157839701693787002006-09-09T18:08:00.000-04:002006-09-09T18:08:00.000-04:00I'll add both the Sedarises to the Alterna-List. ...I'll add both the Sedarises to the Alterna-List. Neither of them is really my cup of tea physically, but I'd marry them both if a) I were single and b) they would have me, which they would not because I'm not famous enough.Coaster Punchmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157839513288341482006-09-09T18:05:00.000-04:002006-09-09T18:05:00.000-04:00Hmmmm... well I guess I don't have a problem with ...Hmmmm... well I guess I don't have a problem with gender as much as politics. So I'd have to pick from a pool of Republicans that would normally make me want to hurl, but to whom I'd give a charity, uh, date. But then again, the great thing about being a guy is that even if the person in question is completely reprehensible in all social ways, you'd still be willing to, um, date them as long as they looked good. <BR/><BR/>So for me I guess you'd have to ask "which ugly people would you put on the list?" And that, I'm not sure I could answer right away. Maybe someone whose music or writing or artistry I completely admired but otherwise wouldn't want them near me. Maybe Lyle Lovett? Julia was able to tolerate him, after all. Michael Stipe? Julia Child? I guess I'll have to think about it.Coaster Punchmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157838103824735802006-09-09T17:41:00.000-04:002006-09-09T17:41:00.000-04:00So, who makes the Alterna List, CP? Remember, we ...So, who makes the Alterna List, CP? Remember, we can't just go around adding people willy-nilly to the list... What will that say to the kids?echohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02064196530555738847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157835431641825202006-09-09T16:57:00.000-04:002006-09-09T16:57:00.000-04:00She is adorable. My own crush on her dates back m...She is adorable. My own crush on her dates back many moons.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157818415480958002006-09-09T12:13:00.000-04:002006-09-09T12:13:00.000-04:00Sweet Home Alabama is my favorite. She's so down t...Sweet Home Alabama is my favorite. She's so down to earth.Jake's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01484020906044672676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-1157818265721152512006-09-09T12:11:00.000-04:002006-09-09T12:11:00.000-04:00I love her too. She was so good in Just like heave...I love her too. She was so good in Just like heaven I cried like a baby. I love the legally blond movie and the one where she is a designer that moves from down south to NYC and has to go back to get her divorce (forgot the name) and I liked her in Cruel Intension. Honestly I have not seen a bad movie with her yet!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com