tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post6354138750355852661..comments2023-11-03T09:06:28.919-04:00Comments on Coaster Punchman's World: If Jesus Came to My HouseCoaster Punchmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-45136242123644568872007-05-18T17:52:00.000-04:002007-05-18T17:52:00.000-04:00I know I'm late reading this but cripes CP, this w...I know I'm late reading this but cripes CP, this was fucking hilarious!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-76545574009797798952007-05-13T19:13:00.000-04:002007-05-13T19:13:00.000-04:00LMAO!!!LMAO!!!jinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03272996941412810621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-81157419912707716062007-05-09T19:21:00.000-04:002007-05-09T19:21:00.000-04:00This was so hilarious it should be sinful. ;)This was so hilarious it should be sinful. ;)Tumulihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08409878654733660811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-31187000797983281422007-05-09T18:23:00.000-04:002007-05-09T18:23:00.000-04:00"Jesus would weep." = the funniest blog line I've ..."Jesus would weep." = the funniest blog line I've read in years.<BR/><BR/>But what if God was one of CP's gentle readers?Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-24738598999856288592007-05-09T12:48:00.000-04:002007-05-09T12:48:00.000-04:00Honestly, I gave this answer before, but first thi...Honestly, I gave this answer before, but first thing I'd do is fall down and beg forgiveness. For everything.<BR/><BR/>But then I'd cook for Him, no doubt, and offer something good to drink. <BR/><BR/>I love that you mention the two most important commandments, coincidentally the ones that hardcore bible thumpers seldom reference, and I love your near quote of John 11:35 (Jesus wept.) There's a statue of Jesus in a garden behind St Louis Cathedral. After Katrina someone hung a sign on it that said "Jesus swept."Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-79063844549038537172007-05-09T08:25:00.000-04:002007-05-09T08:25:00.000-04:00I'll bet if you offered him a spa pedicure he woul...I'll bet if you offered him a spa pedicure he would have taken you up on it.<BR/><BR/>He's metrosexual like that.Bacon Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02846450453525362653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-81043767813918904652007-05-09T02:37:00.000-04:002007-05-09T02:37:00.000-04:00I hope to jesus dad that no one asks me that quest...I hope to jesus dad that no one asks me that question! Cos I could never do it better than that!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-37071476118051677152007-05-08T21:43:00.000-04:002007-05-08T21:43:00.000-04:00Now that was funny! You had me at massaging his fe...Now that was funny! You had me at massaging his feet, CP.chelenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14812441185735815443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-49827363267487748692007-05-08T19:04:00.000-04:002007-05-08T19:04:00.000-04:00OMG, CP!!! I am fucking on the floor. from take ou...OMG, CP!!! I am fucking on the floor. from take out to appletini's and politely offering to massage his feet. howling about not making ruby daquiris. oh, cp, you are seriously insane in the very best way.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9141127.post-46925387328416953952007-05-08T18:01:00.000-04:002007-05-08T18:01:00.000-04:00Jesus CP! Katie did such a hilar-squared job on t...Jesus CP! Katie did such a hilar-squared job on the Jesus question I had put it off. You'll be sitting at his right hand for sure now while I continue to roast in the fires of hell.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.com