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I am Coaster Punchman, or CP for short. I started this blog in 2004 for no reason other than I came across the "Blogger" app while randomly surfing, and decided "well why not?" During the early days of blogging I fell into a community of interesting writers and nice people, many of whom remain my friends today on Facebook. In late 2017 I decided Facebook was becoming too large a distraction, and decided to ease out of that and ease back into the blogging world. I'll be here if you care to peruse my thoughts on life and my world.
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CP's Stalkees

  • vintage everyday
    Together in Style: Vintage Photos Show How Couples Dressed in the 1960s
    6 hours ago
  • Nibble Me This
    Petite Fillet with Garlic Peppercorn Sauce
    6 months ago
  • The Mid-Century Menu
    Quitting The Blog!! And We May Be Done With Recipe Tests, But I’m Still Playing With Vintage Recipes
    3 years ago
  • Tastes and Tales from an NYC Underground Restaurant Chef
    Morrison's Cafeteria Mac and Cheese
    5 years ago
  • HAPPY TO BE FROM IOWA
    Peeking in
    6 years ago
  • Bells On
    They built that. We watched.
    7 years ago
  • alisonmoyetblog
    Nobody’s Diary
    7 years ago
  • Gifts from a Broad
    The News Round Up - This Is (Not) Important So Gather Round
    7 years ago
  • Bella Rossa: A Writer and Comedian's Blog
    A Brave Choice - Chicago Photographer and Filmmaker Elizabeth McQuern
    8 years ago
  • Some days it's not worth chewing through the leather straps
    Photo Challenge, Day 7
    8 years ago
  • Flash Fiction Friday
    FLASH FICTION FRIDAY, WEEK 70: HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM ANOTHER WORLD — THE STORIES
    8 years ago
  • Passion of the Dale
    So Close I Can Taste It!
    9 years ago
  • Here Comes Johnny Yen Again...
    After Twenty Years
    10 years ago
  • Sprawling Ramshackle Compound
    My Confederate Flag
    10 years ago
  • Some Guy's Blog
    Too Long...
    11 years ago
  • Prone to Whimsy
    Comparative Literature: Breaking Bad and 19 Kids and Counting
    11 years ago
  • Tenacious S
    Clawing My Way Out
    12 years ago
  • GrizzBabe's Den
    Grizzbabe's Life: The Cliffs Notes Version
    12 years ago
  • The Pop Eye
    And The American Idol Finale Winner Is...
    13 years ago
  • Cormac Writes
    What to drive? What to drive?
    13 years ago
  • Matterdays
    November 12 of 12
    13 years ago
  • Musings of a Hapabukbuk
    Caution: Large, 6 Ton Satellite To Fall Uncontrolled Somewhere in the Vicinity of Earth on Friday, Give or Take a Day.
    14 years ago
  • He Had No Identifying Characteristics
    Owl Says
    14 years ago
  • In Her Shell
    I'm Back, Baby
    14 years ago
  • The Special People Club
    Christmas memories, vol. 20
    15 years ago
  • A Cup of Coffey
    You've Got to Hear This!
    16 years ago

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