Coaster Punchman's World offers a free and unique Mary-Tyler-Moore'ing service. If you have a friend or loved one in need, CP will phone him or her and perform, live, his rendition of Mary Tyler Moore's theme song.
Being MTM'dby CP has been described as, among other things, "a mystical cure all." See CPW, comment by Melinda June (October 8, 2006).
MTM'ingyour friend or loved one is easy. Just follow these simple steps:
1. Email your friend's name and phone number to CP at email@example.com.
2. CP will phone your friend and perform Mary's theme song.
3. Your friend will be magically cured of whatever ails him or her.
For the history and philosophies behind CP's MTM Project, click here.
I am Coaster Punchman and you have just entered my world. I rule it with an iron fist, so if you're looking for First Amendment protection, you will not find it here. I have a now deceased crazy Chinese mother-in-law, and sometimes I wear Crocs around the house. I don't like flip-flops or Mormons. I'm also a cyberstalker by trade -- so I could look up all sorts of random shit about you if I wanted, but I probably won't because I'm pretty lazy.