Monday, October 11, 2004

MTM your friends and loved ones!

Coaster Punchman's World offers a free and unique Mary-Tyler-Moore'ing service. If you have a friend or loved one in need, CP will phone him or her and perform, live, his rendition of Mary Tyler Moore's theme song.

Being MTM'd by CP has been described as, among other things, "a mystical cure all." See CPW, comment by Melinda June (October 8, 2006).

MTM'ing your friend or loved one is easy. Just follow these simple steps:

1. Email your friend's name and phone number to CP at

2. CP will phone your friend and perform Mary's theme song.

3. Your friend will be magically cured of whatever ails him or her.

Note: CP adheres to a strict privacy policy. Phone numbers will be held in the strictest confidence, and will be destroyed immediately upon a successful MTM'ing.

For the history and philosophies behind CP's MTM Project, click here.