Sunday, May 03, 2009

Why is everyone judging me?


Listen Gentle Readers,

You all need to stop judging me for my beliefs. I am entitled to them - this is a free country.

I have never said ANYTHING against black people. My beliefs have nothing to do with black people. I just think whites should have their own drinking fountains, that's all. That's just the way I was raised.

I hope we can all agree to respect each other. I have nothing against any of you.

CP

11 comments:

jin said...

I'd leave a comment but I'm too busy judging you.

BeckEye said...

Come on. White people shouldn't have to drink out of fountains. Bending down to get a drink is so demeaning.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I not only judging you, I'm jurying you too.

Cormac Brown said...

I'm not judging you...only because you are disqualified from this pageant by moving from one state to the other right before the competition, thus you eligibility is as suspect as Miss Prejean's politics.

If it's any consolation, I believe you would've aced the talent portion.

SkylersDad said...

I never judge until the swimsuit competition is over.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Can I drink out of whichever one has some good old fashioned moonshine on tap?

Me. Here. Right now. said...

I don't think I've laughed so hard this year - and I laugh a lot, I also like long walks on the beach and romantic dinners in front of the fire. Don't judge me.

If only...perhaps this is the new marketing strategy for us.

Creepy said...

Shouldn't whites have to drink from a garden hose?

Mnmom said...

Whites should drink out of the toilet

KK said...

As a white boy from Mississippi, well, I am just not allowed to comment on such things and I'm pretty sure that they are watching you right now.........

vikkitikkitavi said...

CP, I have been authorized to offer you some free breast implants, if you want them.