Gentle Readers,
Happy New Year and happy reading! Part 5 of my Awkward College Romance story is posted here.
It's also my birthday today. Please worship me.
Love and coasters,
CP
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Splotchy's Adopt-an-Actor project: CPW adopts Kim Walker!
Let's have another look at today's lunch, Heather!
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Happy Birthday CP, and thanks for all the great posts!
Happy birthday and happy new years
Happy New Years to you too, CP!
Happy New Year, CP!
(So when do we get to the part where his balls are slapping against your chin?)
Happy belated birthday, CP! Hope you all had a good time in Chicago!
MICHAEL!!!!
Anyway, happy birthday!
And if you wait another 4 months for the next installment I may just have to track you down, stalk you, and get the whole story at once.
Yo bitch, it's your birthday...well happy mother fucking birthday!
A New Years Eve baby!! Happy belated birthday!
I missed your birthday again!? Excellent! You can miss mine in February! :-)
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