No man hurts because another man limps - Danish proverb
Our pal Dr. Monkey vonMonkerstein had a contest and I won! I just received the above vintage postcard, with Dr. vonMonkerstein's handwritten Zen-like proverb on the back, in the mail as my prize. (See the title of this post for the Zen-like proverb.)
I am Coaster Punchman and you have just entered my world. I rule it with an iron fist, so if you're looking for First Amendment protection, you will not find it here. I have a now deceased crazy Chinese mother-in-law, and sometimes I wear Crocs around the house. I don't like flip-flops or Mormons. I'm also a cyberstalker by trade -- so I could look up all sorts of random shit about you if I wanted, but I probably won't because I'm pretty lazy.