Sunday, September 17, 2006

Dear Gentle Readers


Dear Gentle Readers,

My personal laptop (which George also uses) is on its last leg and we will soon buy a new one. Meanwhile, we can't really use our computer, which means my blogging time has been curtailed seriously. Despite rumors to the contrary, I do actually work sometimes when I'm at my job, which means daytime blogging is not always available. And at night I only blog if a) I bring my work laptop home with me; and 2) I can rip my work laptop away from George, who is porn ... er, I mean computer starved all day every day now that ours is on the blink.

What does this mean for you, my Gentle Readers? Well, for one thing I have fallen behind on my duty to reply, pithily, to all the delightful comments you leave here at CPW. Likewise, although I do try to logon and read your blogs, I feel pressed for time to leave the impressive number of unbelievably profound and hilarious comments that you, my stalkees, have come to expect from CPW.

It's very hard to live up to being me, sometimes.

But please know that I still care. I kept my promise. Don't keep your distance.

Love,
CP

12 comments:

Coaster Punchman said...

ps: I have several stories to tell you. My parents are visiting right now, and we've been having a nice enough time. I will tell you more about it, and my encounter with Satan in female form (and I'm not talking about my mother!) one of the next times we meet.

Dale said...

I feel until you're ready to commit,









I must keep at least a small amount of distance.

Old Lady said...

Dell has some rather good sales going on.

lulu said...

Gotta get a Dell. I love mine.

You have been missed, and will continue to be missed.

Echo said...

Mac, Mac, Mac... Used to hate Macs. Called them MacIntrash... Love, love, love my Mac...

jin said...

D swears by macs way more than he swears at pc's.

Although, he says if one has to go pc that Dell is that way 2 go.

*He's sort of a computer geek...lol...can fix ANYTHING if you bribe him enough. Cappuccinos work best. Chocolate works second best.*

P.S. I expect the impressive number of unbelievably profound and hilarious comments from you to increase appropriately when you receive your new computer.

Katy said...

okay I HATE dell. I got 2 dell laptops and I will not by another one. My next one will come from best buy as ours teamed up with the geek squad.

Poor George said...

First of all gentle reader/stalkers of the CP, the computer is not the issue. The fact that poor George is being pegged as "porn-starved" should certainly raise a few eyebrows, which I am perturbed to say, has not - I mean, what kind of stalkees are you???!!!

Second, It's very hard to live up to being a CP??!!!! I don't think so, especially when he's got such a great guy looking after his fat a--!

Third, I've said enough...baah! Now I've got to go back to my porn stalking just to fulfill the CP prophecy.

jin said...

Heeheeheeeeeee!!!
George, you are very cool, too!

I think CP should do a post honoring you. Kind of a "Not always silent Partner" or "The man behind the Blog" maybe even "He who hides the Chocolate" sort of thing.

Dale said...

Careful with the wording Jin. And poor George, I can tell you're as virtuous as a Mormon Jesus, well except for the porn thing. I'm starting to believe in you.

Grant Miller said...

I'm quite worried about George's lack of porn access.

PG said...

Give me your tired, your horny, your poor....georgie