Sunday, October 01, 2006
Is CP the next Little Miss Sunshine?
Within this post lies my entry in the First Annual Little Miss Sunshine Online Pageant.
“Where is CP’s childhood photo?” you may ask. Well, Gentle Readers, the picture you are about to see is so disturbing, so graphic, and so hideous that I consider it my solemn duty to provide you with the most dire of warnings. Gentle Readers, you must guard your eyes until you have accepted that you will behold the most unattractive child ever to grace this planet.
At the bottom of this post is a link to my third grade school picture, taken not long after my plunge off a ten-foot wall in front of our church. If my mother had known how ugly I would turn out to be, she might have considered leaving me on the pile of rocks where I had been knocked unconscious.
I did not lose any teeth as a result of my infamous fall, but from the looks of my mouth in this photo I may as well have.
And I don’t know what’s up with the Indian dot between my eyes. I think it's a smudge on the photo itself, but for all I know I probably had a gigantic wart growing right out of my forehead. If I had a kid who looked like this, I’d put him up for adoption.
Now Gentle Readers, after all that I’ve told you, if you still wish to continue you may do so at your peril by clicking here.
(See links to the other contestants on Beth's blog.)