COASTER PUNCHMAN'S WORLD:
Alarming my readers since 2004
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Help Wanted: Duane Reade/Rite-Aid/Walgreens Counter Clerk
National drugstore chain seeks surly, mildly retarded professional for full-time counter work. Successful applicant will possess no discernable customer service or problem solving skills, yet will have demonstrated ability to ignore long line of customers while taking personal phone calls. Experience with providing churlish responses to customer inquiries is a plus, and applicants with prison or reform school records are strongly encouraged to apply.