Sunday, February 11, 2007

Katie + LeeWee + CP + Jo = Awesome Foursome!


I could not resist getting in on Katie Schwartz's hilarious (to us sick twisted folk at least) series of letters to Lisa Whelchel, previously famous for her portrayal of rich bitch Blair Warner on "Facts of Life" - and now famous for being a pious Kristian homeschooling mom.

Katie has now posted our first ever joint letter to LeeWee. For some reason, talking to Warnsey brings out my inner Valley Girl - my apologies in advance.

Oh, and yes, I am in fact going to Hell. But as cold as it's been here lately it might actually be a relief.

CP

ps: I had a crush on Jo when I was a kid. Could I be any gayer?

13 comments:

"jew" "girl" said...

where did you find that picture of blair and jo?!??! I AM CRYING I'm laughing so hard! oh my god, cp, you are so funny!!!

and, for the record, cp readers, I begged cp to write a joint letter with me. after reading his mormon posts, I knew without question this was a match made in facts of life heaven.

love,
jo

Coaster Punchman said...

No Katie, YOU are the hilar-squared one here!

Jo actually sent me the pic herself - she knew it would make me hot!

CP

Dale said...

You two are making me hot with all your talk of BJ*. Get down on it!





*think about it.

Bubs said...

Next time you talk to LW, tell her thanks for giving all us other homeschoolers a bad name.

Melinda June said...

Grant Miller had a crush on Jo, too. Does that make him gay? His unfathomably beautiful wife may not appreciate the insinuation that she's a beard.

Coaster Punchman said...

You're right, I forgot about that. I think Grant just wants to be dominated rather than it being a gay thing. That's why he went for a butch. I on the other hand just thought she was a cute guy.

wonderturtle said...

I wanted to BE Jo when I was little! No wonder we get along so well.

Tenacious S said...

I grew up in an ultra-repressed home where my Dad didn't even want me watching the Facts of Life. However, if he had known about Leewee he might have changed his tune. I really do try to pretend I'm normal.

Melinda June said...

You don't blog enough now that you have that big important job. Maybe you should quit.

Bella Rossa said...

Ew, yeah, Blaire's "hot peppers on the tongues of disobedient Christian children" thing is cree-pee.

Chris said...

I think hell for the two of you will consist of being banished to a cramped dorm above hell's cafeteria along with Natalie & Tootie. Have fun!

Grant Miller said...

Wait Wait Wait. I had a crush on Jo when I was younger. What does that say about me?

Jake's Mom said...

Wait a minute...are you telling me in a fun way that you're GAY CP?
Shocking, this coming from Patty Duke.