Friday, February 23, 2007

Poor George's Haiku for Ted Haggard

Eyes glazed with Jesus,
Fluids dripping down his face,
What is he thinking?


Bubs said...

I suppose I should at least thank you for not putting a Photo-shopped bukkake Haggard up there to accompany George's haiku.

Thank you.

And, btw, the haiku is brilliant.

Dino aka Katy said...

who is ted haggard?

Beth said...


Lovely haiku there, CP.

Chris said...

He smiles a little TOO much if you ask me. Everytime I see him, he's got a shit-eating grin. People like that are kinda creepy. If you know William Kristol, the evil neocon, he's the same way.

Grant Miller said...

That poem put a smile on my face.

Dale said...

Someone's hungry Lord, Cumbyah.

"jew" "girl" said...

donchya just wish she'd fly out of the closet with some oomph already? I do. she's no longer preachin the word of god.

someone needs to send hags an e-stalk that not only is it ok to be a cocksucker, it can be quite liberating.

Creepy said...

Reminds me of the 'South Park' episode where Cartman starts a Christian rock band.

Anonymous said...

Rev. Ted scares me. George is a poetic genius.

Coaster Punchman said...

Bubs, I'd consider it but he's too damn ugly.

Dino, just do a Google search and you'll find out all about it. NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Beth, I know, he is a gem.

Chris, I know what you mean about the grin. What really bugs me about him is not his Kristianity or even his hypocrisy; it's his ugly curled lips. I don't know what kind of truck ran over his mouth, but I've seen carp that are more attractive. (Just doing my part as a shallow male here.)

It put a smile on Ted's face too, Grant. And that's not all.

Dale, you are funny- I just reread your comment and now I actually get it.

Katie honey, sometimes you just don't want them out of the closet. He's one we should wrap up in mothballs & throw back in.

Creepy, I haven't seen that one. YouTube, here I come.

PFS, I know. You can borrow him sometime if you want.