Friday, February 23, 2007

Poor George's Haiku for Ted Haggard


Eyes glazed with Jesus,
Fluids dripping down his face,
What is he thinking?

10 comments:

Bubs said...

I suppose I should at least thank you for not putting a Photo-shopped bukkake Haggard up there to accompany George's haiku.

Thank you.

And, btw, the haiku is brilliant.

Dino aka Katy said...

who is ted haggard?

Beth said...

*SNORT*

Lovely haiku there, CP.

Chris said...

He smiles a little TOO much if you ask me. Everytime I see him, he's got a shit-eating grin. People like that are kinda creepy. If you know William Kristol, the evil neocon, he's the same way.

Grant Miller said...

That poem put a smile on my face.

Dale said...

Someone's hungry Lord, Cumbyah.

"jew" "girl" said...

donchya just wish she'd fly out of the closet with some oomph already? I do. she's no longer preachin the word of god.

someone needs to send hags an e-stalk that not only is it ok to be a cocksucker, it can be quite liberating.

Creepy said...

Reminds me of the 'South Park' episode where Cartman starts a Christian rock band.

PinkFluffySlippers said...

Rev. Ted scares me. George is a poetic genius.

Coaster Punchman said...

Bubs, I'd consider it but he's too damn ugly.

Dino, just do a Google search and you'll find out all about it. NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Beth, I know, he is a gem.

Chris, I know what you mean about the grin. What really bugs me about him is not his Kristianity or even his hypocrisy; it's his ugly curled lips. I don't know what kind of truck ran over his mouth, but I've seen carp that are more attractive. (Just doing my part as a shallow male here.)

It put a smile on Ted's face too, Grant. And that's not all.

Dale, you are funny- I just reread your comment and now I actually get it.

Katie honey, sometimes you just don't want them out of the closet. He's one we should wrap up in mothballs & throw back in.

Creepy, I haven't seen that one. YouTube, here I come.

PFS, I know. You can borrow him sometime if you want.