Sunday, July 16, 2006

I Had a Dream! Vol. 1

Last night I dreamt that George and I placed a personal ad to bring in a third party for some, um, extracurricular fun.

Kate Bush answered our ad. I told her she could join us only if she agreed to do the Wuthering Heights dance.

George, on the other hand, went to visit Kate at the craft mall where she was working, and, instead of getting busy with her, purchased two pieces of embroidery to hang in our bathroom. I was upset with him because the pieces he chose did not match.

I'm starting to think there might be something wrong with me.


Melinda June said...

I'm so sorry. I feel I'm responsible for this.

Dale said...

Melinda June has to apologize for her naysaying or her sleep will never be the same!

Although, I'm pretty sure Kate is working at a craft mall after her disastrous recent album. Hounds of Yarn is probably the name of her stall.

jin said...


Oh, I'm so glad other people have bizarre sexual that I do, no NO! Never me. ;-)

David has the hots for Kate Bush. Always has. Personally, I don't get it. Her voice borders on annoying. BTW, thanks so much Melinda for that's like a goddamn broken record in my head right now!

Poor george said...

Well, I guess our ewe is going to get jealous when she hears about this!!! Oh dear, what am I going to do. Maybe I should just untie her and let her wander off into the wilds of Brooklyn...

jin said...

That was a really baaaaaaaaaad joke!