Saturday, July 08, 2006

I'm just one cat removed from Moby




The colleague that I am cat sitting for is now dating Moby. I told her I'm keeping the cat until Moby himself comes to pick her up.

I never get to date famous people. The closest I ever came to dating someone famous was when I went to dinner and a movie with a guy who made a film with Carol Burnett. He never called me again once he realized I wasn't famous.

Once again, I lose.

But maybe we can get Moby to come visit the cat on your birthday, Min.

11 comments:

jin said...

OMG!! David LOVES Moby, in fact, he'd probably dump me for him!

Have you ever been to his restaurant?
Teany...I believe that's what it's called?

Coaster Punchman said...

I learned about that teahouse recently. I guess he owned it with an ex-girlfriend, and now she is the sole owner. Or something like that. He sounds like a cool person from what I've heard of him.

Dale said...

Is your colleague's cat's name Nelly Furtado?

Coaster Punchman said...

No, this is an actual cat who can lick her own naughty bits and everything. Even has a litterbox.

jin said...

Ok...just thought you'd enjoy knowing...at exactly midnight I HAD to go to the grocery store to see if I could find some dumplings that looked like the ones in your photo.
I did find some frozen oriental, half organic vegetarian potstickers that were quite good. But they looked NOTHING like the ones in your photo. :-(

Coaster Punchman said...

I'm afraid you'll have to travel to a Chinatown somewhere to get these dumplings. Sorry! Your quest sounds like my quest for Lulu's Pizza back in March!

Grant Miller said...

I was quite disappointed by Moby's appearance on MTV's "Cribs." Can you speak to him about that?

Coaster Punchman said...

Why, what did he do?

ps: the cat who may one day meet Moby just licked me.

Grant Miller said...

He wasn't rockstar enough to be on that show. He didn't have Cristal in the fridge. I didn't see any Bentleys. He does not know how to rock star. He should ask me for lessons.

anne altman said...

moby is a tool.

Melinda June said...

Moby is a hot tool.