The colleague that I am cat sitting for is now dating Moby. I told her I'm keeping the cat until Moby himself comes to pick her up.
I never get to date famous people. The closest I ever came to dating someone famous was when I went to dinner and a movie with a guy who made a film with Carol Burnett. He never called me again once he realized I wasn't famous.
Once again, I lose.
But maybe we can get Moby to come visit the cat on your birthday, Min.
I am Coaster Punchman and you have just entered my world. I rule it with an iron fist, so if you're looking for First Amendment protection, you will not find it here. I have a now deceased crazy Chinese mother-in-law, and sometimes I wear Crocs around the house. I don't like flip-flops or Mormons. I'm also a cyberstalker by trade -- so I could look up all sorts of random shit about you if I wanted, but I probably won't because I'm pretty lazy.