Gentle readers, Some of your comments are getting a little tawdry. For example, I post an innocent entry about Mormon underwear, and you all start talking about not wearing underwear, and use dirty words like "boobs."
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: CPW is a FAMILY* oriented blog, you fuckers! Take your God damned perverted smelly ass face comments over to Echo where they belong!
I am Coaster Punchman and you have just entered my world. I rule it with an iron fist, so if you're looking for First Amendment protection, you will not find it here. I have a now deceased crazy Chinese mother-in-law, and sometimes I wear Crocs around the house. I don't like flip-flops or Mormons. I'm also a cyberstalker by trade -- so I could look up all sorts of random shit about you if I wanted, but I probably won't because I'm pretty lazy.