COASTER PUNCHMAN'S WORLD: Alarming my readers since 2004
Monday, July 10, 2006
I want this to be Mindy's boyfriend
Our pal Tenacious S has taken to promoting videos on her blog, and I wanted to give it a try as well. I have fallen in love with this whole YouTube business.
Meet John Vanderslice. I want everyone to love him as much as I do. Mindy gets all the other fake boyfriends, so she can handle one more.
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What about me? I need a fake boyfriend too!
I'd like to order 1 slice of John Vander, please?
He looks so sweet and innocent.....how fast do you think we could change that?
hands off, ladies. I'm a slut with the fake boyfriends. If you get one, I'll just steal him anyway.
Jin! I didn't know you were such a bad girl - will David approve of this?
Girl fight!!! Echo, you watching?
Lu, I already got you Echo anyway - remember, you were going to convince him to make out with other guys? He might drive a hard bargain based on what he's said, so you're going to have to work it. But I have faith in your wiles.
Oh, I'm watching, CP...who wouldn't watch GIRL FIGHT VOL I - The Coaster Punchman Files??
So I'm supposed to seduce echo? I'm so out of practice.......
You people are all sick. You are deviants. OMG, you are soooo fucking tripping...Damn, it feels good to be a ganster...
oh echo honey, you have no idea.......
Echo Honey... hmmm.... I'm sensing a new product endorsement...
"Echo Honey...The Love Lube"
Hey, I'd buy it!!!
I could use it on Vandersnice.
Would David approve? David who???
;-)
OMG, you are sooo fucking tripping... Echo Honey Love Lube???
I'm sensing a competitor to the Grant Miller thong. What do y'all think?
Absolutely. Sweet honey love = fabulous.
Jin and Lu...I may let you have JVS. His music rocks, but I could never be with someone who owned that sweater.
Jin can have him. I don't share.
besides, I've set my cap for echo.
*squeals* YAY! Thanks girls!
But, I have a question...& I'm probably going to get cyber-bitch-slapped for this...but I thought Echo was a girl? I even thought 'she' was that Grant Miller guys wife???
(Hmmm...note to self: start working less & reading blogs more so I know what the HELL is going on!??!)
You may be onto something, Jin.
Echo is...Echo...but definitely not married to Grant Miller...
Nice pastries, Jin... That didn't come out right...
echo did a long post about some girl he/she was interested in but ended up only being friends with, so either echo is a man, or a girl who likes girls, either way I'm in.
Slut!
hmmm.....
Hahaha!!!
Thought I'd get a rise out of someone with that comment!!!
Am I evil because I like to watch others squirm???
*I'm* a slut? really?!? OH FUN! But if you think I'm bad, you should see wonderturtle in action.....
No squirming here.
BTW, I like the creamy cookies on your site... that didn't come out right...
Hahaha...echo. :-)
I made eclairs last night...& I'm telling my husband how the French HAD to design them after the penis. Really, THINK about it.
Now burn that image forever in your mind.
EVERY time you eat an eclair in public,
EVERY time you see someone else eat an eclair in public,
you'll either be reminded of a cock
(can I say that word on CPW?)
or my perverted pastry paragons.
;-)
Well, in the words of the immortal Grant Miller.... you people are sick. You deviants!
Oh and Echo is a boy after all. Remember when he first came over to CPW? It was because he was mad that I suggested he & Grant were one & the same. He announced his arrival with the words "BOY FIGHT" - and then Lu & Jin were going to sell popcorn & cookies.
Echo, quit screwin' with us! Oh but wait, Lu is here, you can ... oh never mind.
FYI, my verification word is "buuubs"...
Remember what they say about "assume"....
BTW, Jin, I checked out your site again, and what can I say? Nice cupcakes! ...that didn't come out right...
Okay...i'm done with that bit. Just wanted to show how pretty much any baked good or sweet or pastry can be turned into something perverted when taken out of context... Try it. You beat me on the eclair (did it again) as I was going to say that your eclairs have a nice, creamy center (again) and I would recommend sharing them with everyone (can't help yourself)... See what I mean??? Now that this thread is completely derailed, try it for yourself.... The more you say or write the bigger the hole you dig....
That's ok, dig away, we like big holes (did it again...)
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